『把(ba)腿張開(kai)我幫(bang)你(ni)揉出(chu)水』介紹(shao):清(qing)朝時(shi),少(shao)林寺圖謀(mou)反清(qing)復明,為清(qing)兵所剿滅,少(shao)林子(zi)(zi)(zi)弟(di)(di)(di)星散(san),清(qing)廷鷹犬緊追不舍……少(shao)林俗(su)家弟(di)(di)(di)子(zi)(zi)(zi)方(fang)(fang)(fang)(fang)世(shi)(shi)(shi)玉(季天笙 飾)與(yu)師(shi)叔至能大(da)師(shi)與(yu)荒漠(mo)之中躲避清(qing)兵,偶(ou)遇(yu)從(cong)良妓(ji)女豆(dou)豆(dou)(李(li)若彤 飾),三人(ren)于亂世(shi)(shi)(shi)相識,方(fang)(fang)(fang)(fang)世(shi)(shi)(shi)玉對(dui)豆(dou)豆(dou)一見鐘情。清(qing)兵圍堵三人(ren),至能慘死,世(shi)(shi)(shi)玉和豆(dou)豆(dou)被帶回紅(hong)蓮(lian)寺。紅(hong)蓮(lian)寺在神(shen)公(黃錦江 飾)掌控(kong)下逼迫眾多(duo)少(shao)林弟(di)(di)(di)子(zi)(zi)(zi)為奴,昔日(ri)的(de)少(shao)林俗(su)家弟(di)(di)(di)子(zi)(zi)(zi)洪熙官屈服(fu)神(shen)公擔任工頭,與(yu)方(fang)(fang)(fang)(fang)世(shi)(shi)(shi)玉大(da)打出(chu)手(shou),方(fang)(fang)(fang)(fang)世(shi)(shi)(shi)玉被神(shen)公暗算,奄奄一息。紅(hong)蓮(lian)寺內機關(guan)重(zhong)重(zhong),少(shao)林弟(di)(di)(di)子(zi)(zi)(zi)動輒命喪(sang)勞(lao)作之中。被神(shen)公納為寵姬(ji)的(de)豆(dou)豆(dou)為方(fang)(fang)(fang)(fang)世(shi)(shi)(shi)玉求得(de)性命。一眾少(shao)林子(zi)(zi)(zi)弟(di)(di)(di)決意沖出(chu)紅(hong)蓮(lian)寺,重(zhong)返(fan)自由……