『言教授要撞壞了(le)無彈窗(chuang)免(mian)費(fei)閱(yue)讀』介(jie)紹:茅山道(dao)(dao)士(shi)錢真人(ren)(ren)(ren)(鐘發(fa)飾)與(yu)師弟吳真人(ren)(ren)(ren)(錢月(yue)笙(sheng)飾)平素不和,在道(dao)(dao)術(shu)上互爭高低(di)。幫(bang)派人(ren)(ren)(ren)物(wu)九(jiu)叔(shu)(谷峰飾)請到兩人(ren)(ren)(ren)為親弟禮葬,錢真人(ren)(ren)(ren)攜小(xiao)徒阿發(fa)(呂方飾)借口(kou)舌之(zhi)功奪標,吳真人(ren)(ren)(ren)心有(you)不服,遂于路對尸(shi)(shi)體施茅山道(dao)(dao)術(shu),促其僵(jiang)尸(shi)(shi)化來(lai)報(bao)復二人(ren)(ren)(ren)。錢真人(ren)(ren)(ren)遏(e)制尸(shi)(shi)變之(zhi)際,盜(dao)墓賊旺(wang)財(錢小(xiao)豪飾)驚動大(da)帥(shuai)新(xin)下(xia)葬的(de)九(jiu)姨太(王小(xiao)鳳飾)尸(shi)(shi)身(shen),尸(shi)(shi)體在雷(lei)電交加之(zhi)夜復活,與(yu)旺(wang)財兩體一身(shen),行動一致(zhi),旺(wang)財無法擺脫(tuo)半尸(shi)(shi),巧遇錢真人(ren)(ren)(ren)求助,錢真人(ren)(ren)(ren)無計可(ke)施。三(san)人(ren)(ren)(ren)兩尸(shi)(shi)一行暫避一賓館內,豈料吳真人(ren)(ren)(ren)尾隨(sui)趕到,大(da)帥(shuai)亦同(tong)軍隊(dui)入(ru)駐,互有(you)利害(hai)關系的(de)一群人(ren)(ren)(ren)讓形勢逐漸失控。