『對象一(yi)直掐我(wo)的奶奶會變大嗎(ma)』介紹:一(yi)日,東(dong)京(jing)八十萬禁軍教(jiao)頭林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong),攜(xie)娘(niang)(niang)(niang)子張貞(zhen)(zhen)娘(niang)(niang)(niang)去(qu)廟里進香(xiang)。太(tai)尉(wei)高俅之(zhi)(zhi)子高衙(ya)(ya)內(nei)乘林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)不(bu)在,調(diao)戲貞(zhen)(zhen)娘(niang)(niang)(niang)。林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)趕(gan)到,見是(shi)高衙(ya)(ya)內(nei),沒敢(gan)作(zuo)聲,帶貞(zhen)(zhen)娘(niang)(niang)(niang)歸(gui)。不(bu)久,高衙(ya)(ya)內(nei)設下圈套,將(jiang)林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)騙至商議軍機大事的白虎堂,以帶刀進府行刺之(zhi)(zhi)名,將(jiang)林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)發配滄州充軍。林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)好友陸(lu)(lu)謙(qian)奉高俅之(zhi)(zhi)命,買通(tong)解(jie)差,要(yao)在野豬林(lin)(lin)(lin)殺掉(diao)林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong),幸遇魯(lu)智(zhi)深相救。魯(lu)智(zhi)深勸林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)投奔梁山泊農民(min)起義軍,而林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)只(zhi)想待(dai)刑(xing)滿回(hui)鄉,不(bu)愿(yuan)落草。魯(lu)智(zhi)深只(zhi)得伴送他到滄州。林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)發配后(hou),高衙(ya)(ya)內(nei)不(bu)肯(ken)放過貞(zhen)(zhen)娘(niang)(niang)(niang),意(yi)欲強娶,貞(zhen)(zhen)娘(niang)(niang)(niang)不(bu)從(cong),自刎。林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)被發往草料(liao)場看管草料(liao),陸(lu)(lu)謙(qian)趕(gan)來燒掉(diao)草料(liao)場,謀害林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)。不(bu)料(liao)林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)因避風雪,留宿山神(shen)廟,幸免一(yi)死。待(dai)陸(lu)(lu)謙(qian)來到廟前。林(lin)(lin)(lin)沖(chong)(chong)(chong)(chong)遂將(jiang)陸(lu)(lu)刺死。在走投無路的情況(kuang)下,林(lin)(lin)(lin)教(jiao)頭終于(yu)上了梁山。