『漂亮女人』介(jie)紹:零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)恭、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(周(zhou)星(xing)馳 飾)、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)財是宮廷(ting)四大(da)高(gao)手,專(zhuan)職保衛皇(huang)帝(di)(di)(張達明(ming) 飾)的(de)(de)安全。雖號(hao)稱四大(da)高(gao)手之(zhi)一(yi),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)實際上只會(hui)搞些小發(fa)明(ming)完(wan)全不會(hui)武功,某(mou)次因(yin)為未完(wan)成皇(huang)帝(di)(di)交辦的(de)(de)捉拿江湖(hu)四大(da)怪(guai)杰(jie)的(de)(de)任務(wu),他被(bei)開除出宮。回家(jia)后(hou),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)開了(le)(le)一(yi)家(jia)婦科診所,時(shi)常會(hui)用(yong)一(yi)些小發(fa)明(ming)討(tao)得老婆(劉嘉玲 飾)心(xin)花怒放,日子也算(suan)怡(yi)然自樂(le)。 金(jin)國以“天外飛仙(xian)”尸(shi)體為由將(jiang)皇(huang)帝(di)(di)從宮中騙出,并伺機殺(sha)死(si)了(le)(le)緊跟皇(huang)帝(di)(di)的(de)(de)三大(da)高(gao)手,關鍵時(shi)刻,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)用(yong)他發(fa)明(ming)的(de)(de)“直升機”和“機關槍”救(jiu)皇(huang)帝(di)(di)一(yi)命。不死(si)心(xin)的(de)(de)敵(di)手隨后(hou)派(pai)來名(ming)妓琴操(李若彤(tong) 飾)引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)與老婆將(jiang)計就計演起雙簧。