『打(da)(da)撲克去掉馬賽克』介紹(shao):荒漠中的(de)(de)(de)麻(ma)子(zi)面館,風情萬種的(de)(de)(de)老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)娘(閆妮 飾)向(xiang)波斯商人(ren)(ren)訂(ding)購了(le)(le)一(yi)把左輪手槍(qiang),后(hou)(hou)者還(huan)展示了(le)(le)大(da)(da)炮(pao)的(de)(de)(de)威力(li)。炮(pao)聲引來(lai)了(le)(le)巡邏隊,老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)娘跟情人(ren)(ren)李(li)四(si)(小(xiao)沈(shen)陽(yang) 飾)將槍(qiang)藏(zang)匿后(hou)(hou),插科打(da)(da)諢,好飯招待,這才穩住了(le)(le)精明的(de)(de)(de)隊長(趙本(ben)山(shan) 飾)。隊長的(de)(de)(de)得力(li)助手張(zhang)三(san)(孫(sun)紅雷 飾)知悉老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)娘與李(li)四(si)的(de)(de)(de)曖昧關系(xi),但未說破。原來(lai),他跟老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(倪大(da)(da)紅 飾)之間還(huan)有勾當(dang)。店(dian)員六暗(an)戀店(dian)員七(qi),二人(ren)(ren)被老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)克扣工錢,同命相(xiang)連(lian),六曾試圖向(xiang)老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)討薪,慘(can)遭痛罵。老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)懷疑老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)娘偷人(ren)(ren),并(bing)對她動用死刑。密室(shi)中,張(zhang)三(san)告知老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)真相(xiang),老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)聽后(hou)(hou),怒(nu)不(bu)可遏(e),前(qian)去痛扁(bian)二人(ren)(ren),被老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)娘用手槍(qiang)喝退。事后(hou)(hou),老板(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)(ban)與張(zhang)三(san)密謀買(mai)兇殺(sha)人(ren)(ren),由(you)此(ci)引發一(yi)場令人(ren)(ren)啼笑(xiao)皆非的(de)(de)(de)血(xue)案…… 本(ben)片改編自科恩(en)兄弟的(de)(de)(de)電影《血(xue)迷宮》,為張(zhang)藝謀繼奧運會開幕(mu)式后(hou)(hou)首度執導賀歲喜劇。