『30分鐘不(bu)(bu)(bu)帶套片』介(jie)紹:夢(meng)想(xiang)靠大項目咸魚(yu)翻(fan)身(shen)的(de)(de)(de)(de)范(fan)(fan)(fan)小兵(bing)(bing)(大鵬 飾(shi))始終(zhong)無法擺脫(tuo)一(yi)(yi)個陰(yin)影,那就是退伍軍人(ren)出身(shen)的(de)(de)(de)(de)老(lao)(lao)爹(die)范(fan)(fan)(fan)英(ying)(ying)雄(xiong)(xiong)(范(fan)(fan)(fan)偉 飾(shi))。小兵(bing)(bing)油嘴(zui)滑舌愛忽悠,英(ying)(ying)雄(xiong)(xiong)剛(gang)正(zheng)不(bu)(bu)(bu)阿會武術,小兵(bing)(bing)斗(dou)英(ying)(ying)雄(xiong)(xiong),天(tian)雷勾地火(huo)。 鹵煮店小老(lao)(lao)板劉(liu)雯(張天(tian)愛 飾(shi))與小兵(bing)(bing)相(xiang)識十年,兩人(ren)友(you)達之上(shang)戀愛未滿,她(ta)是小兵(bing)(bing)唯一(yi)(yi)愿(yuan)意吐(tu)露真心的(de)(de)(de)(de)港灣。范(fan)(fan)(fan)小兵(bing)(bing)欠下大老(lao)(lao)板OK哥(任達華 飾(shi))的(de)(de)(de)(de)錢(qian),被追(zhui)債小弟方健(jian)(喬杉(shan) 飾(shi))一(yi)(yi)路(lu)折磨,倒霉不(bu)(bu)(bu)斷,還面臨兇狠狗哥(梁龍 飾(shi))的(de)(de)(de)(de)生命威脅。范(fan)(fan)(fan)小兵(bing)(bing)不(bu)(bu)(bu)得已將弄錢(qian)對(dui)象轉向(xiang)老(lao)(lao)爹(die),不(bu)(bu)(bu)知情的(de)(de)(de)(de)范(fan)(fan)(fan)英(ying)(ying)雄(xiong)(xiong)此時(shi)正(zheng)躲閃著鄰(lin)居鄔(wu)仙(xian)仙(xian)(鄔(wu)君梅 飾(shi))如狼似虎的(de)(de)(de)(de)猛烈(lie)追(zhui)求,殊(shu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)知兒子范(fan)(fan)(fan)小兵(bing)(bing)已經針對(dui)自己開啟了一(yi)(yi)個搞笑(xiao)又荒唐的(de)(de)(de)(de)驚天(tian)計劃……