『S貨(huo)你是(shi)(shi)不是(shi)(shi)欠(qian)C了(le)有肉』介紹(shao):明(ming)朝(chao)中(zhong)葉,倭寇不斷騷擾東(dong)(dong)南沿海,東(dong)(dong)瀛柳生(sheng)(sheng)一族(zu)輔佐德(de)川(chuan)家康(kang)之余亦(yi)要(yao)(yao)席卷(juan)中(zhong)原(yuan)武(wu)林(lin)。于是(shi)(shi)“東(dong)(dong)瀛霸刀”柳生(sheng)(sheng)(任達(da)華飾(shi))殺入武(wu)林(lin)、所向披(pi)靡,亦(yi)要(yao)(yao)向中(zhong)原(yuan)武(wu)林(lin)第一高(gao)手“天(tian)劍”獨(du)(du)孤(gu)無(wu)(wu)(wu)極(劉松仁飾(shi))挑戰(zhan)。獨(du)(du)孤(gu)無(wu)(wu)(wu)極正(zheng)要(yao)(yao)與新婚(hun)(hun)妻子夢(meng)青絲(楊紫瓊飾(shi))成親,卻不得不為此事拖延。他向“鬼(gui)醫(yi)(yi)”(吳孟達(da)飾(shi))求助,遂用劇毒將(jiang)自己(ji)功力提高(gao)數(shu)倍。比武(wu)之日(ri),獨(du)(du)孤(gu)無(wu)(wu)(wu)極力戰(zhan)柳生(sheng)(sheng),將(jiang)其趕(gan)走,自己(ji)卻被(bei)體內毒氣錯(cuo)亂神(shen)經(jing),以致糊涂殺死山莊里無(wu)(wu)(wu)數(shu)友人,并氣走青絲。青絲自此男裝打扮(ban),化(hua)名獨(du)(du)孤(gu)貞,殺盡天(tian)下負心人。鬼(gui)醫(yi)(yi)弟子吳通(張(zhang)衛健飾(shi))為了(le)逃避年紀比他大(da)許(xu)多的未婚(hun)(hun)妻牛娃(鄭(zheng)裕玲飾(shi)),成婚(hun)(hun)當日(ri)逃走,巧(qiao)遇(yu)微(wei)服出(chu)游的天(tian)香公(gong)主(張(zhang)曼玉飾(shi))和貼身侍衛(吳君如飾(shi)),三人發生(sheng)(sheng)爭執,此時(shi)獨(du)(du)孤(gu)貞出(chu)現解圍。而此時(shi)鎮上卻在(zai)傳言夢(meng)青絲在(zai)妓院(yuan)擺出(chu)迷魂陣召賢比武(wu)的香艷傳聞,驚(jing)訝的獨(du)(du)孤(gu)貞于是(shi)(shi)與吳通一起前(qian)去探(tan)個究竟(jing)......