『課(ke)代表(biao)趴(pa)下開我(wo)誦(song)30分(fen)鐘』介(jie)紹:零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)恭、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(周星馳 飾(shi))、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)財(cai)是宮(gong)廷(ting)四大高(gao)(gao)手,專職(zhi)保衛皇(huang)(huang)(huang)帝(di)(張達明(ming)(ming) 飾(shi))的(de)安(an)全。雖號稱(cheng)四大高(gao)(gao)手之一(yi)(yi),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)實際上(shang)只會搞(gao)些(xie)小發(fa)明(ming)(ming)完(wan)全不會武功,某(mou)次因為(wei)(wei)未完(wan)成皇(huang)(huang)(huang)帝(di)交辦的(de)捉拿江湖四大怪杰的(de)任務,他(ta)被開除出宮(gong)。回家后,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)開了一(yi)(yi)家婦科診所,時(shi)常會用(yong)一(yi)(yi)些(xie)小發(fa)明(ming)(ming)討(tao)得老婆(po)(po)(劉(liu)嘉(jia)玲 飾(shi))心花怒放,日子也算怡然自樂。 金國以“天外飛仙”尸(shi)體為(wei)(wei)由(you)將皇(huang)(huang)(huang)帝(di)從宮(gong)中騙出,并伺機(ji)殺死了緊跟皇(huang)(huang)(huang)帝(di)的(de)三大高(gao)(gao)手,關鍵時(shi)刻,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)用(yong)他(ta)發(fa)明(ming)(ming)的(de)“直升機(ji)”和“機(ji)關槍”救皇(huang)(huang)(huang)帝(di)一(yi)(yi)命。不死心的(de)敵手隨后派來名妓(ji)琴操(李若彤 飾(shi))引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)與老婆(po)(po)將計就計演起(qi)雙(shuang)簧。