『小澤瑪利(li)亞(ya)之人(ren)妻女教(jiao)師』介紹:廣州提(ti)督之子蘇燦(can)(周星馳 飾(shi)(shi))在(zai)考取武狀元時(shi)(shi),被人(ren)設(she)計陷害淪為(wei)(wei)乞(qi)丐(gai)(gai)(gai)。因為(wei)(wei)丐(gai)(gai)(gai)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)四(si)大(da)長老殺了自己的教(jiao)主,入主朝廷的天理(li)(li)教(jiao)太(tai)乙(yi)真人(ren)四(si)處迫(po)害丐(gai)(gai)(gai)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang),加上(shang)丐(gai)(gai)(gai)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)主陣亡令(ling)打狗棒法失(shi)傳,丐(gai)(gai)(gai)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)一(yi)時(shi)(shi)四(si)分五裂群龍無首。在(zai)心儀蘇燦(can)的如霜(張敏 飾(shi)(shi))的暗中幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)助下,傳功長老選中蘇燦(can)為(wei)(wei)丐(gai)(gai)(gai)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)接班人(ren),傳以(yi)打狗律 法要(yao)訣。蘇燦(can)學藝成(cheng)功后,成(cheng)為(wei)(wei)新任(ren)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)主,開始團結(jie)各地丐(gai)(gai)(gai)幫(bang)(bang)(bang)(bang)會員自強(qiang),共同(tong)奮力對(dui)抗天理(li)(li)教(jiao)。太(tai)乙(yi)真人(ren)(徐少強(qiang) 飾(shi)(shi))欲擁兵自立(li),預謀在(zai)皇(huang)帝狩獵(lie)之時(shi)(shi)下手行(xing)刺,不料消息走露(lu)傳到蘇燦(can)耳(er)中。