『日本(ben)私密按(an)摩(mo)』介紹:韋小(xiao)寶(bao)(周星馳(chi) 飾(shi))要(yao)護送建寧公(gong)主(邱淑貞 飾(shi))嫁(jia)到云南(nan),在途中遇到了獨臂(bei)神(shen)(shen)尼的(de)(de)(de)刺殺。小(xiao)寶(bao)被(bei)抓走(zou)后,借口拜神(shen)(shen)尼為師,其實(shi)是想(xiang)追求其徒弟阿珂(李嘉欣(xin) 飾(shi))。不(bu)料韋小(xiao)寶(bao)被(bei)神(shen)(shen)龍(long)(long)教圣女(nv)龍(long)(long)兒(林青(qing)霞(xia) 飾(shi))抓走(zou),想(xiang)要(yao)報(bao)了之前在王(wang)宮(gong)里(li)埋下的(de)(de)(de)仇恨,卻(que)沒想(xiang)到遭(zao)到了平西(xi)王(wang)的(de)(de)(de)陷害。韋小(xiao)寶(bao)極力相救,龍(long)(long)兒以身相許更(geng)把絕(jue)世武功(gong)傳于(yu)韋小(xiao)寶(bao)。韋小(xiao)寶(bao)與公(gong)主之間的(de)(de)(de)事(shi)情被(bei)平西(xi)王(wang)發現了,平西(xi)王(wang)更(geng)提(ti)前造反(fan),小(xiao)寶(bao)將貪圖富貴的(de)(de)(de)馮錫(xi)范(fan)騙到東郊皇陵,沒想(xiang)大(da)那里(li)竟然飾(shi)大(da)清龍(long)(long)脈……