『一親二(er)膜三叉四強五注』介紹:退休(xiu)工(gong)人(ren)老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)(趙(zhao)本(ben)山飾)相中了(le)一個(ge)胖(pang)(pang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren),令他(ta)尷尬的(de)(de)(de)是,胖(pang)(pang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)與他(ta)初次見(jian)(jian)面(mian)就提出要5萬塊錢(qian)作為(wei)(wei)婚禮的(de)(de)(de)費用(yong),老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)只能咬著牙(ya)答應了(le)。徒弟小(xiao)(xiao)傅給(gei)他(ta)出了(le)個(ge)主(zhu)意,讓(rang)他(ta)利用(yong)廠(chang)區后面(mian)的(de)(de)(de)一個(ge)舊公共汽(qi)車車廂(xiang),使(shi)它(ta)成為(wei)(wei)那些(xie)戀愛男(nan)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)約會的(de)(de)(de)場所,并(bing)起名為(wei)(wei)“幸(xing)福時(shi)(shi)光(guang)小(xiao)(xiao)屋”。 一天老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)到胖(pang)(pang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)家見(jian)(jian)到胖(pang)(pang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)前夫留(liu)下的(de)(de)(de)盲(mang)(mang)(mang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)孩(hai)(董潔飾),胖(pang)(pang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)嫌(xian)棄(qi)她(ta),要老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)將盲(mang)(mang)(mang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)孩(hai)安排(pai)在“幸(xing)福時(shi)(shi)光(guang)小(xiao)(xiao)屋”工(gong)作。事(shi)有(you)不巧,當老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)帶盲(mang)(mang)(mang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)“上(shang)班(ban)”時(shi)(shi),舊車廂(xiang)已被吊在空中。胖(pang)(pang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)家已沒(mei)盲(mang)(mang)(mang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)的(de)(de)(de)容(rong)身之地(di),老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)只好帶盲(mang)(mang)(mang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)回家。為(wei)(wei)幫(bang)盲(mang)(mang)(mang)女(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)(nv)恢復生活的(de)(de)(de)信心(xin),老(lao)(lao)(lao)趙(zhao)和(he)眾(zhong)工(gong)友(you)將這個(ge)啼笑皆非卻(que)又感人(ren)的(de)(de)(de)騙(pian)局小(xiao)(xiao)心(xin)翼翼地(di)繼續(xu)下去,一班(ban)退休(xiu)同事(shi)假(jia)扮成前來按摩(mo)的(de)(de)(de)顧(gu)客……