『重口老熟(shu)婦(fu)(fu)』介紹:零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)恭、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(周(zhou)星馳(chi) 飾)、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)財(cai)是(shi)宮(gong)(gong)廷四(si)大高(gao)手(shou),專職保(bao)衛皇(huang)(huang)帝(di)(di)(di)(張達明 飾)的(de)安全(quan)。雖號稱四(si)大高(gao)手(shou)之一,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)實際上只會(hui)搞(gao)些小(xiao)發(fa)明完全(quan)不(bu)會(hui)武(wu)功,某次因為未完成皇(huang)(huang)帝(di)(di)(di)交辦的(de)捉(zhuo)拿江湖四(si)大怪杰的(de)任務,他被開(kai)除出(chu)宮(gong)(gong)。回家后,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)開(kai)了(le)(le)一家婦(fu)(fu)科診所,時常會(hui)用一些小(xiao)發(fa)明討得(de)老婆(劉嘉玲(ling) 飾)心花怒(nu)放,日子也算(suan)怡然自樂。 金國以“天外飛仙”尸(shi)體為由將皇(huang)(huang)帝(di)(di)(di)從宮(gong)(gong)中(zhong)騙(pian)出(chu),并(bing)伺(si)機(ji)殺死了(le)(le)緊跟皇(huang)(huang)帝(di)(di)(di)的(de)三大高(gao)手(shou),關鍵(jian)時刻,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)用他發(fa)明的(de)“直(zhi)升機(ji)”和(he)“機(ji)關槍”救皇(huang)(huang)帝(di)(di)(di)一命。不(bu)死心的(de)敵手(shou)隨后派來名妓(ji)琴操(李若彤 飾)引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)與老婆將計就計演起雙簧。