『奶頭大(da)他一(yi)(yi)口都含不(bu)(bu)住』介紹:零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)恭、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(周星馳 飾(shi))、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)財(cai)是宮(gong)廷(ting)四大(da)高手(shou)(shou),專(zhuan)職保衛皇帝(di)(張達明(ming) 飾(shi))的安全(quan)。雖號稱四大(da)高手(shou)(shou)之一(yi)(yi),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發實際上只會(hui)搞些(xie)小發明(ming)完(wan)全(quan)不(bu)(bu)會(hui)武功,某次因為未完(wan)成(cheng)皇帝(di)交辦的捉拿江湖(hu)四大(da)怪杰的任務,他被開除出宮(gong)。回(hui)家后,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發開了一(yi)(yi)家婦科診所(suo),時(shi)常會(hui)用一(yi)(yi)些(xie)小發明(ming)討(tao)得(de)老(lao)(lao)婆(劉嘉玲 飾(shi))心花(hua)怒放,日(ri)子也算怡然自樂。 金國以“天外(wai)飛仙”尸體(ti)為由將(jiang)皇帝(di)從宮(gong)中騙出,并(bing)伺機殺死了緊(jin)跟皇帝(di)的三大(da)高手(shou)(shou),關(guan)鍵時(shi)刻(ke),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發用他發明(ming)的“直(zhi)升機”和“機關(guan)槍”救皇帝(di)一(yi)(yi)命。不(bu)(bu)死心的敵(di)手(shou)(shou)隨(sui)后派(pai)來名妓(ji)琴操(李若彤 飾(shi))引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發與老(lao)(lao)婆將(jiang)計就計演起雙(shuang)簧。