『國精產(chan)品呦呦』介紹:可愛搞(gao)怪(guai)的(de)小(xiao)生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(郝紹文 飾)因受(shou)不了(le)父(fu)(fu)親(qin)娶了(le)新妻子(zi)而責罵自(zi)己(ji),便(bian)離家出(chu)走。一路游蕩,接著小(xiao)生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)認識(shi)了(le)校工達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)(吳孟達(da)(da)(da) 飾),糾(jiu)纏達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)收(shou)留他(ta)。達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)一直喜歡一個賣花的(de)盲女(朱茵 飾),并假裝有(you)錢(qian)人(ren)天天在她的(de)花攤買花,希望(wang)盡綿力幫(bang)忙(mang)她。達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)所(suo)任(ren)職的(de)學校有(you)一群頑劣的(de)學生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng),沒有(you)老師能夠把(ba)他(ta)們教好(hao)(hao),校長只好(hao)(hao)懸賞50萬聘請老師。達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)知道(dao)盲女的(de)手術費正(zheng)好(hao)(hao)是50萬,面對頑劣的(de)學生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng),達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)決定跟小(xiao)生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)一起到(dao)烏龍寺學藝(yi)。學成歸來的(de)達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)果然把(ba)學生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)教的(de)十分(fen)守規矩。但為(wei)了(le)讓學生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)阿武(金城武 飾)在情敵(di)面前出(chu)口氣,幫(bang)阿武催眠打架,達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)被學校趕走了(le)。小(xiao)生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)出(chu)主意到(dao)自(zi)己(ji)家里偷(tou)出(chu)50萬,可惜(xi)失敗(bai)了(le),為(wei)了(le)使(shi)達(da)(da)(da)叔(shu)(shu)(shu)能逃走,小(xiao)生(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)(sheng)被父(fu)(fu)親(qin)抓住……