『中文亂(luan)幕(mu)日產無線碼一區』介紹:零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)恭(gong)、零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(周星馳(chi) 飾)、零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)財是(shi)宮廷四大(da)高手(shou),專職保衛皇(huang)帝(di)(張(zhang)達明 飾)的安(an)全。雖號稱四大(da)高手(shou)之一,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)實際(ji)上只(zhi)會搞些小(xiao)發(fa)明完全不會武功,某(mou)次(ci)因為未完成皇(huang)帝(di)交辦的捉拿江(jiang)湖四大(da)怪杰的任務(wu),他被(bei)開(kai)除出宮。回(hui)家(jia)后,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)開(kai)了一家(jia)婦科診所,時常會用一些小(xiao)發(fa)明討(tao)得老婆(po)(劉嘉玲 飾)心花怒放,日子也算怡然自樂。 金國以“天外飛仙”尸體(ti)為由將(jiang)皇(huang)帝(di)從宮中騙(pian)出,并伺(si)機(ji)殺死了緊跟(gen)皇(huang)帝(di)的三大(da)高手(shou),關(guan)鍵時刻,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)用他發(fa)明的“直升(sheng)機(ji)”和“機(ji)關(guan)槍(qiang)”救皇(huang)帝(di)一命。不死心的敵手(shou)隨后派來(lai)名妓琴操(cao)(李若彤 飾)引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa),零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)與老婆(po)將(jiang)計就計演起雙簧。