『土坑(keng)里肥白的(de)大屁股(gu)岳』介紹:喬(qiao)家次子(zi)喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)在接受“靈(ling)(ling)氣之種”儀式(shi)后,點化了“靈(ling)(ling)植”開(kai)發靈(ling)(ling)術(shu)。在此過程中(zhong),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)先后結識家中(zhong)長老之女藥師田碧(bi)瑤,黑(hei)龍(long)(long)會(hui)年輕殺手霍冰(bing)漓,風家大小(xiao)姐(jie)(jie)風舞(wu)揚。同(tong)時(shi),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)收集靈(ling)(ling)石(shi),打通靈(ling)(ling)脈,拓展更多(duo)(duo)靈(ling)(ling)植,展現(xian)出過人(ren)的(de)潛質,并(bing)成為(wei)劍山城六扇門(men)巡(xun)(xun)捕(bu)。在共(gong)同(tong)經歷生死后,喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)與(yu)田碧(bi)瑤互通秘密,幫助冰(bing)漓重(zhong)見(jian)身(shen)世脫離黑(hei)龍(long)(long)會(hui),引起風舞(wu)揚的(de)注意。他(ta)為(wei)此多(duo)(duo)次與(yu)黑(hei)龍(long)(long)會(hui)殺手交手,并(bing)見(jian)識過邪(xie)(xie)極宗等(deng)大派(pai)(pai)哪(na)怕是低階弟(di)子(zi)的(de)飛揚跋扈(hu)。喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)以隱秘巡(xun)(xun)捕(bu)身(shen)份,快速積累(lei)靈(ling)(ling)石(shi),提升修煉(lian)速度,點化更多(duo)(duo)的(de)靈(ling)(ling)植。此時(shi),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)所表現(xian)出來的(de)資質引起了神(shen)秘勢力(li)的(de)關注。金剛寺(si)僧人(ren)上門(men),真(zhen)武教道(dao)人(ren)邀請,大黑(hei)天(tian)、血(xue)刀門(men)等(deng)邪(xie)(xie)派(pai)(pai)人(ren)士也紛紛找來。喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)隨(sui)后得知黑(hei)色(se)靈(ling)(ling)種與(yu)上古失(shi)落大派(pai)(pai)“上清(qing)”,且(qie)邪(xie)(xie)道(dao)勢力(li)黑(hei)龍(long)(long)會(hui)想要得到(dao)至(zhi)寶(bao),稱(cheng)霸天(tian)下(xia)。在追查線索中(zhong),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)與(yu)冰(bing)漓多(duo)(duo)次并(bing)肩作戰,由敵人(ren)轉為(wei)朋友直到(dao)戀人(ren)。同(tong)時(shi),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)感覺到(dao)如姐(jie)(jie)姐(jie)(jie)般照顧他(ta)的(de)田碧(bi)瑤其實(shi)也暗生情愫。為(wei)此,三人(ren)共(gong)同(tong)踏入阻止黑(hei)龍(long)(long)會(hui)得到(dao)上清(qing)仙門(men)遺跡(ji),稱(cheng)霸天(tian)下(xia)的(de)征途中(zhong)。