『腿開(kai)到(dao)最大(da)真的(de)就(jiu)不疼了』介紹:茅山(shan)(shan)道士錢(qian)真人(ren)(ren)(ren)(鐘發飾(shi)(shi)(shi))與師弟(di)吳真人(ren)(ren)(ren)(錢(qian)月笙飾(shi)(shi)(shi))平(ping)素不和,在(zai)道術上互爭高(gao)低。幫派人(ren)(ren)(ren)物(wu)九(jiu)叔(shu)(谷峰飾(shi)(shi)(shi))請(qing)到(dao)兩(liang)人(ren)(ren)(ren)為親弟(di)禮葬(zang),錢(qian)真人(ren)(ren)(ren)攜小(xiao)徒阿(a)發(呂方飾(shi)(shi)(shi))借口舌之(zhi)功奪標,吳真人(ren)(ren)(ren)心有不服,遂(sui)于路對(dui)尸(shi)體施(shi)茅山(shan)(shan)道術,促(cu)其僵(jiang)尸(shi)化來報復二人(ren)(ren)(ren)。錢(qian)真人(ren)(ren)(ren)遏(e)制尸(shi)變之(zhi)際(ji),盜墓賊旺財(cai)(錢(qian)小(xiao)豪(hao)飾(shi)(shi)(shi))驚動(dong)大(da)帥(shuai)新(xin)下葬(zang)的(de)九(jiu)姨(yi)太(tai)(王小(xiao)鳳飾(shi)(shi)(shi))尸(shi)身,尸(shi)體在(zai)雷電交(jiao)加之(zhi)夜復活,與旺財(cai)兩(liang)體一(yi)身,行動(dong)一(yi)致(zhi),旺財(cai)無(wu)法擺脫半尸(shi),巧(qiao)遇錢(qian)真人(ren)(ren)(ren)求助,錢(qian)真人(ren)(ren)(ren)無(wu)計可施(shi)。三人(ren)(ren)(ren)兩(liang)尸(shi)一(yi)行暫避一(yi)賓(bin)館內,豈(qi)料吳真人(ren)(ren)(ren)尾(wei)隨趕到(dao),大(da)帥(shuai)亦(yi)同(tong)軍隊入駐,互有利害關系的(de)一(yi)群人(ren)(ren)(ren)讓形勢逐漸失控。