『校霸(ba)開葷(hun)』介紹(shao):零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)恭、零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發(周星馳 飾)、零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)財是宮廷四大高(gao)手,專職保衛皇(huang)帝(di)(張達明 飾)的(de)安全(quan)(quan)。雖號稱四大高(gao)手之一,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發實(shi)際(ji)上只會搞些(xie)小(xiao)(xiao)發明完全(quan)(quan)不(bu)會武功,某(mou)次因為(wei)未完成(cheng)皇(huang)帝(di)交(jiao)辦的(de)捉拿江湖四大怪杰的(de)任務,他被(bei)開除出宮。回家后,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發開了一家婦科診(zhen)所(suo),時(shi)常會用(yong)一些(xie)小(xiao)(xiao)發明討得老(lao)婆(po)(劉嘉玲 飾)心花怒(nu)放,日子也(ye)算怡然自樂。 金國(guo)以“天外飛(fei)仙(xian)”尸體(ti)為(wei)由將皇(huang)帝(di)從宮中(zhong)騙出,并(bing)伺機殺死了緊跟皇(huang)帝(di)的(de)三大高(gao)手,關鍵時(shi)刻,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發用(yong)他發明的(de)“直升機”和(he)“機關槍”救皇(huang)帝(di)一命。不(bu)死心的(de)敵手隨后派來名(ming)妓琴操(cao)(李若彤 飾)引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發,零(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)發與老(lao)婆(po)將計就計演起雙簧。