『始料未(wei)及的(de)軟(ruan)1v2H』介紹:零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)恭、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)喜、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(fa)(周星馳 飾(shi))、零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)財是(shi)宮(gong)廷四大高手(shou)(shou),專職保衛皇帝(di)(di)(張達(da)明 飾(shi))的(de)安全。雖(sui)號稱四大高手(shou)(shou)之(zhi)一(yi),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(fa)實際(ji)上只會(hui)搞(gao)些(xie)(xie)小發(fa)(fa)明完全不會(hui)武(wu)功(gong),某次因為未(wei)完成(cheng)皇帝(di)(di)交辦(ban)的(de)捉(zhuo)拿(na)江湖四大怪杰的(de)任務,他(ta)被開除(chu)出(chu)宮(gong)。回家后(hou),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(fa)開了一(yi)家婦科診(zhen)所,時常會(hui)用一(yi)些(xie)(xie)小發(fa)(fa)明討(tao)得老婆(劉嘉玲(ling) 飾(shi))心花(hua)怒放,日子也算怡然自樂(le)。 金國以“天外飛仙”尸體為由將皇帝(di)(di)從(cong)宮(gong)中(zhong)騙(pian)出(chu),并伺機殺死(si)了緊跟皇帝(di)(di)的(de)三大高手(shou)(shou),關鍵時刻,零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(fa)用他(ta)發(fa)(fa)明的(de)“直升機”和“機關槍”救皇帝(di)(di)一(yi)命(ming)。不死(si)心的(de)敵手(shou)(shou)隨后(hou)派來名妓琴操(李若彤(tong) 飾(shi))引誘零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(fa),零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)零(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)發(fa)(fa)與老婆將計就計演起(qi)雙簧。