『18分(fen)鐘(zhong)處破女好(hao)(hao)痛』介紹:汪(wang)(wang)師(shi)父(fu)帶著(zhu)兩個寶(bao)貝徒弟阿(a)保(bao)與阿(a)康趕(gan)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),途中(zhong)(zhong),遇上鬼(gui)(gui)擋墻(qiang),人擋郎(打劫)等邪(xie)門歪(wai)道的趣事(shi),幸(xing)好(hao)(hao)都能化險為夷。古(gu)靈精(jing)怪(guai)的錢師(shi)父(fu),一(yi)心想盜取小僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)的童子尿(niao)回去餵(wei)大(da)僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),所以,千(qian)(qian)方百計地(di)(di)潛入(ru)汪(wang)(wang)師(shi)父(fu)的義(yi)莊,伺機行動,雖吃盡苦頭(tou),卻終(zhong)於得(de)(de)(de)逞。大(da)僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)喝(he)了童子尿(niao)之後(hou)(hou),變(bian)得(de)(de)(de)無比兇悍(han)凌厲,刀槍不(bu)入(ru),到(dao)處傷(shang)人,危(wei)機四伏。某日,阿(a)康上街購物,騎自行車不(bu)慎摔跌進(jin)(jin)(jin)一(yi)間破屋中(zhong)(zhong),發現(xian)一(yi)精(jing)致香(xiang)(xiang)包,說也奇怪(guai),此後(hou)(hou)這(zhe)香(xiang)(xiang)包如影隨行地(di)(di)跟(gen)著(zhu)阿(a)康,用盡辦(ban)法(fa)(fa),丟都丟不(bu)掉。設烏籠(long)壇作法(fa)(fa)也無法(fa)(fa)治服這(zhe)個香(xiang)(xiang)包,原來是(shi)要(yao)鬼(gui)(gui)嫁(jia),阿(a)康被逼無奈,只好(hao)(hao)與這(zhe)女鬼(gui)(gui)結(jie)婚(hun)。女鬼(gui)(gui)小鳳(feng)雍容華貴,但(dan)生性俏(qiao)皮可愛,在結(jie)婚(hun)舞會中(zhong)(zhong)把阿(a)康與阿(a)保(bao)整得(de)(de)(de)七葷(hun)八(ba)素(su)……破曉時(shi)分(fen),小鳳(feng)飄然逸去,阿(a)康抱(bao)著(zhu)小鳳(feng)的靈牌(pai),悵(chang)然不(bu)已。 次日,年輕貌(mao)美的女西(xi)醫(yi)雪(xue)妮(ni),被大(da)僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)所傷(shang),幸(xing)得(de)(de)(de)汪(wang)(wang)師(shi)父(fu)以古(gu)法(fa)(fa)中(zhong)(zhong)醫(yi)所救。不(bu)料(liao),詭異的大(da)僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)殺害錢師(shi)父(fu)之後(hou)(hou),竟(jing)闖進(jin)(jin)(jin)了義(yi)莊,汪(wang)(wang)師(shi)父(fu)師(shi)徒三(san)人與雪(xue)妮(ni),分(fen)別以中(zhong)(zhong)西(xi)秘法(fa)(fa)與茅山術(shu)功夫拼鬧大(da)僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),但(dan)仍無法(fa)(fa)收拾他! 千(qian)(qian)鈞一(yi)發之際,小鳳(feng)靈牌(pai)顯靈,以雷霆萬(wan)鈞之勢將大(da)僵(jiang)(jiang)屍(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)打進(jin)(jin)(jin)香(xiang)(xiang)爐中(zhong)(zhong),轟然炸碎(sui)。