『同(tong)桌的手一(yi)直(zhi)在我褲(ku)子里摁』介紹(shao):喬(qiao)家次子喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)在接受“靈(ling)(ling)氣之種”儀式(shi)后(hou)(hou),點(dian)化(hua)(hua)了“靈(ling)(ling)植(zhi)”開發靈(ling)(ling)術。在此(ci)過程中(zhong),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)先后(hou)(hou)結識家中(zhong)長老之女藥(yao)師(shi)田碧瑤,黑龍(long)(long)會年輕(qing)殺手霍冰(bing)漓(li)(li),風(feng)家大(da)小姐(jie)(jie)風(feng)舞(wu)揚。同(tong)時(shi),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)收集靈(ling)(ling)石,打通靈(ling)(ling)脈(mo),拓展更(geng)多(duo)靈(ling)(ling)植(zhi),展現(xian)出過人(ren)(ren)(ren)的潛質,并(bing)成為(wei)劍山城六扇門巡(xun)(xun)捕。在共同(tong)經歷生死后(hou)(hou),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)與田碧瑤互通秘密,幫(bang)助冰(bing)漓(li)(li)重見身(shen)世脫離黑龍(long)(long)會,引(yin)起風(feng)舞(wu)揚的注意。他(ta)為(wei)此(ci)多(duo)次與黑龍(long)(long)會殺手交手,并(bing)見識過邪極宗等大(da)派(pai)哪怕是低階弟子的飛揚跋扈。喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)以隱秘巡(xun)(xun)捕身(shen)份(fen),快速積累靈(ling)(ling)石,提升修煉速度,點(dian)化(hua)(hua)更(geng)多(duo)的靈(ling)(ling)植(zhi)。此(ci)時(shi),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)所表現(xian)出來(lai)(lai)的資質引(yin)起了神秘勢(shi)力的關注。金剛寺僧人(ren)(ren)(ren)上門,真武教道人(ren)(ren)(ren)邀請(qing),大(da)黑天(tian)、血刀(dao)門等邪派(pai)人(ren)(ren)(ren)士也紛紛找(zhao)來(lai)(lai)。喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)隨(sui)后(hou)(hou)得知(zhi)黑色靈(ling)(ling)種與上古失落大(da)派(pai)“上清”,且邪道勢(shi)力黑龍(long)(long)會想要得到(dao)至寶,稱霸天(tian)下(xia)。在追查(cha)線索中(zhong),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)與冰(bing)漓(li)(li)多(duo)次并(bing)肩作戰,由(you)敵人(ren)(ren)(ren)轉為(wei)朋(peng)友直(zhi)到(dao)戀人(ren)(ren)(ren)。同(tong)時(shi),喬(qiao)森(sen)(sen)感(gan)覺到(dao)如姐(jie)(jie)姐(jie)(jie)般(ban)照顧他(ta)的田碧瑤其實(shi)也暗生情愫(su)。為(wei)此(ci),三(san)人(ren)(ren)(ren)共同(tong)踏入阻(zu)止黑龍(long)(long)會得到(dao)上清仙門遺(yi)跡,稱霸天(tian)下(xia)的征(zheng)途中(zhong)。