『國(guo)產女人aaa級久(jiu)久(jiu)久(jiu)級』介紹:莫小(xiao)(xiao)閑(xian)因畢業論文答辯寫下“時空穿(chuan)(chuan)越(yue)”的(de)(de)高端論文,被(bei)校(xiao)方扭送(song)進精神病院(yuan),在那里(li)莫小(xiao)(xiao)閑(xian)驚(jing)訝地發現精神病院(yuan)的(de)(de)病友們居然(ran)(ran)都是精通(tong)時空穿(chuan)(chuan)越(yue)的(de)(de)天(tian)(tian)才(cai),早(zao)已發明(ming)穿(chuan)(chuan)越(yue)神器——日(ri)光寶(bao)(bao)盒。為阻止夢(meng)中情人奶茶姐(jie)姐(jie)等(deng)幾人輕生,莫小(xiao)(xiao)閑(xian)想到了一(yi)條石破天(tian)(tian)驚(jing)氣死比爾蓋茨的(de)(de)發財(cai)之道——用(yong)日(ri)光寶(bao)(bao)盒進行時空穿(chuan)(chuan)越(yue),幫(bang)助古(gu)人改變(bian)悲催命(ming)運(yun)!沒想到賺錢之路(lu)一(yi)波三折!先是想幫(bang)助西門(men)慶從武松刀下逃脫生天(tian)(tian),卻不(bu)幸(xing)替代西門(men)慶成為潘(pan)金蓮的(de)(de)性虐對象,險些被(bei)武松一(yi)刀斃(bi)命(ming);然(ran)(ran)后又(you)想幫(bang)東方不(bu)敗練(lian)成不(bu)用(yong)自宮的(de)(de)蓋世(shi)神功(gong),卻慘遭(zao)江湖高手們賴賬;最后,干脆帶著奶茶姐(jie)姐(jie)等(deng)來到《阿里(li)巴巴與四十大盜(dao)》里(li)裝(zhuang)滿寶(bao)(bao)藏的(de)(de)山洞……