『色老頭(tou)挺進(jin)嬌妻身體小(xiao)(xiao)怡』介紹:畢基(ji)、畢仁(ren)兄弟二人(ren)由(you)于誤闖(chuang)時空隧(sui)道,一(yi)下子(zi)被(bei)送(song)回到一(yi)千年前的(de)(de)北宋,包括梁(liang)山(shan)(shan)好漢一(yi)百(bai)單(dan)八(ba)將在內的(de)(de)宋朝風(feng)云(yun)人(ren)物(wu)一(yi)一(yi)展現(xian)在眼前。二人(ren)貪玩(wan)任性,樂不(bu)思蜀。一(yi)天,畢基(ji)誤踏女尸(shi),好心(xin)將女尸(shi)下葬,因而遇上(shang)女鬼(gui)小(xiao)(xiao)倩(qian)(qian)(qian)。小(xiao)(xiao)倩(qian)(qian)(qian)生(sheng)前被(bei)西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)所害,但西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)有(you)佛像護身,小(xiao)(xiao)倩(qian)(qian)(qian)未能一(yi)雪此仇。梁(liang)山(shan)(shan)鬧(nao)鬼(gui),村民(min)人(ren)心(xin)惶惶。基(ji)、仁(ren)寄居于武(wu)(wu)大郎(lang)家中,與武(wu)(wu)松結成好友。后二人(ren)巧遇宋江(jiang)(jiang)(jiang)、魯(lu)智深及(ji)燕(yan)青一(yi)干梁(liang)山(shan)(shan)好漢,使用現(xian)代科技使眾人(ren)誤會基(ji)仁(ren)為武(wu)(wu)林高手(shou)。梁(liang)山(shan)(shan)鬧(nao)鬼(gui)原屬西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)與黃婆(po)所玩(wan)的(de)(de)戲法,為方便西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)與潘(pan)金(jin)蓮(lian)(lian)幽(you)會,黃婆(po)充當圣姑呃神騙鬼(gui),并從中謀利。宋江(jiang)(jiang)(jiang)藉(jie)詞(ci)調(diao)查鬧(nao)鬼(gui)之事(shi),其實要尋回昔日初戀情人(ren)金(jin)蓮(lian)(lian)。潘(pan)金(jin)蓮(lian)(lian)要與西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)分手(shou),重投(tou)宋江(jiang)(jiang)(jiang)懷(huai)抱。西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)向宋江(jiang)(jiang)(jiang)要求(qiu)分手(shou)費,宋江(jiang)(jiang)(jiang)頓(dun)起殺機。此時武(wu)(wu)大郎(lang)過量服食畢仁(ren)之搖頭(tou)丸(wan),毒發身亡。武(wu)(wu)松盛(sheng)怒下錯手(shou)殺死金(jin)蓮(lian)(lian),并往(wang)獅子(zi)樓找西門(men)(men)慶(qing)(qing)報(bao)仇,畢基(ji)、畢仁(ren)趕往(wang)相助。