『渴了就喝水別扒拉(la)我腿啥意思(si)』介紹:江湖(hu)(hu)奇俠(xia)梅(mei)(mei)星(xing)(xing)(xing)河(he)(王羽飾(shi))武(wu)功(gong)高(gao)強,其(qi)絕(jue)招(zhao)奪命流星(xing)(xing)(xing)神(shen)(shen)乎其(qi)神(shen)(shen),人(ren)所共(gong)懼(ju)。某日(ri),劍(jian)俠(xia)柳青衣邀請(qing)(qing)梅(mei)(mei)星(xing)(xing)(xing)河(he),前(qian)(qian)去(qu)拜(bai)訪名震(zhen)江湖(hu)(hu)的(de)(de)另一(yi)高(gao)手——天魔(mo)星(xing)(xing)(xing)花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)(成龍(long)飾(shi))。花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)(成龍(long)飾(shi))武(wu)功(gong)絕(jue)倫,其(qi)妻花(hua)(hua)雨夫人(ren)頗(po)喜男色。為防止丈夫阻撓(nao),她在(zai)花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)體(ti)內下毒,毒發之時,痛苦難忍(ren)。每年(nian)花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)須(xu)向妻子乞(qi)求(qiu)解藥,因(yin)此他(ta)言(yan)聽(ting)計(ji)(ji)從,好不憤(fen)懣。為擺(bai)脫痛苦,花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)請(qing)(qing)來梅(mei)(mei)星(xing)(xing)(xing)河(he),希望他(ta)能殺掉花(hua)(hua)雨夫人(ren),得(de)到解藥。然花(hua)(hua)雨夫人(ren)功(gong)夫了得(de),身邊(bian)又有滿(man)天星(xing)(xing)(xing)、鬼道(dao)士等高(gao)手護衛,一(yi)場惡戰在(zai)所難免。另一(yi)方面,梅(mei)(mei)星(xing)(xing)(xing)河(he)實(shi)為朝廷的(de)(de)刑(xing)部(bu)密(mi)捕,多年(nian)前(qian)(qian)皇宮(gong)曾遺(yi)失(shi)如(ru)意七(qi)寶,花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)與此有很(hen)大(da)嫌疑。梅(mei)(mei)星(xing)(xing)(xing)河(he)在(zai)風七(qi)爺的(de)(de)授意下,將計(ji)(ji)就計(ji)(ji)答應了花(hua)(hua)無(wu)病(bing)的(de)(de)請(qing)(qing)求(qiu)。江湖(hu)(hu)紛亂,詭計(ji)(ji)叢(cong)生,這(zhe)起行(xing)動(dong)也隨之掀(xian)起皇宮(gong)寶貝失(shi)竊案件下所隱藏的(de)(de)秘(mi)密(mi)……