『女子(zi)初嘗(chang)黑人(ren)(ren)(ren)巨嗷嗷叫(jiao)』介紹:五十(shi)年(nian)前,東海邊的(de)(de)一(yi)個小漁鎮(zhen)出了(le)兩只妖怪,鴛怪和鴦(yang)妖。為(wei)(wei)了(le)修(xiu)(xiu)成(cheng)人(ren)(ren)(ren)形(xing),吃人(ren)(ren)(ren)無(wu)數。八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)降世伏妖,不(bu)料被鴦(yang)妖所逃,為(wei)(wei)后世遺留禍患(huan)。五十(shi)年(nian)后的(de)(de)八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)鎮(zhen)風(feng)波四起(qi),陰時生人(ren)(ren)(ren)竟成(cheng)為(wei)(wei)祭(ji)祀活物(wu),河中妖物(wu)伺機而動,全城百姓人(ren)(ren)(ren)心(xin)(xin)惶惶。他們是一(yi)群不(bu)起(qi)眼的(de)(de)市井凡人(ren)(ren)(ren),坑蒙拐騙(pian)不(bu)學無(wu)術(shu)。當騙(pian)子(zi)遇上捕快,本(ben)應該是正邪不(bu)兩立的(de)(de)他們,竟因一(yi)場鬧(nao)劇結伴而行(xing),演繹一(yi)場假冒(mao)八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)的(de)(de)歡(huan)喜鬧(nao)劇。半(ban)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)老頭(tou)表面貪財無(wu)度,實則他師(shi)承捉妖天師(shi),背負救(jiu)世重任,收集(ji)百家之(zhi)金只為(wei)(wei)修(xiu)(xiu)鑄降魔杵(chu),以化解(jie)人(ren)(ren)(ren)間浩劫。鴦(yang)妖復活亡夫心(xin)(xin)切,百姓慘(can)遭(zao)毒手,橫尸(shi)街頭(tou)。假冒(mao)八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)的(de)(de)騙(pian)子(zi)們的(de)(de)幡然(ran)醒悟,本(ben)可以一(yi)走了(le)之(zhi)的(de)(de)他們,拋下唾(tuo)手可及(ji)的(de)(de)財富,單槍匹馬以肉(rou)身為(wei)(wei)盾,付諸一(yi)戰。性命(ming)垂(chui)危之(zhi)時,幸(xing)而真八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)相助,鏟(chan)除妖物(wu),八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)鎮(zhen)重回安寧,他們的(de)(de)故事便(bian)被百姓傳頌,奉為(wei)(wei)佳(jia)話,得“小八(ba)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)”之(zhi)稱。