『寶貝看鏡子怎(zen)么C哭你(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)說』介紹:某朝末年,倭(wo)(wo)亂四(si)起,宦(huan)官專權(quan),東廠曹公(gong)(gong)(gong)公(gong)(gong)(gong)勾結(jie)倭(wo)(wo)寇(kou)(kou),殘害中(zhong)原武(wu)林(lin),意(yi)欲(yu)謀反(fan)。長(chang)(chang)海(hai)對外身(shen)份是(shi)(shi)(shi)鵲刀(dao)門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)掌(zhang)門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men),實則是(shi)(shi)(shi)秘密抗倭(wo)(wo)組織成員,除了(le)剿滅倭(wo)(wo)寇(kou)(kou),另一(yi)項重(zhong)要(yao)任(ren)務就是(shi)(shi)(shi)查出(chu)勾結(jie)倭(wo)(wo)寇(kou)(kou)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)朝中(zhong)漢奸。而(er)同(tong)時曹公(gong)(gong)(gong)公(gong)(gong)(gong)也發現有反(fan)對自己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)武(wu)林(lin)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)士存在(zai),暗中(zhong)派(pai)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)監(jian)視武(wu)林(lin)各(ge)門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)派(pai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)舉一(yi)動。因要(yao)掩人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)耳目,并(bing)同(tong)時進行秘密任(ren)務,西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)海(hai)(趙(zhao)(zhao)本山飾(shi)(shi))找到遠在(zai)家鄉的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)孿生兄(xiong)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)(趙(zhao)(zhao)本山飾(shi)(shi)),讓他冒(mao)充(chong)自己。雖(sui)是(shi)(shi)(shi)孿生兄(xiong)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di),西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)海(hai)和(he)西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)兄(xiong)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)倆的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)性(xing)和(he)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)生道路(lu)完全不(bu)(bu)(bu)同(tong),弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)是(shi)(shi)(shi)英雄虎(hu)膽(dan)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)代大(da)俠,哥(ge)哥(ge)則是(shi)(shi)(shi)膽(dan)小(xiao)懦弱的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)市井(jing)伙夫。面對弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)請求,膽(dan)小(xiao)怕事的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)一(yi)萬個(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)答應,奈何頂(ding)住了(le)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)長(chang)(chang)海(hai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)威逼利誘,卻(que)頂(ding)不(bu)(bu)(bu)住弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)許(xu)諾給他找個(ge)“老伴”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)色誘,于(yu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)半推半就的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)同(tong)意(yi)冒(mao)名頂(ding)替。就這樣,西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)稀里糊涂的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)從一(yi)個(ge)掌(zhang)勺搖(yao)身(shen)一(yi)變成為掌(zhang)門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men),進入了(le)光怪陸離的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)武(wu)俠世界。西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)來(lai)到人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)生地不(bu)(bu)(bu)熟的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)鵲刀(dao)門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men),想要(yao)冒(mao)充(chong)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di),首先遇到的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)第(di)一(yi)關,就是(shi)(shi)(shi)要(yao)騙過(guo)(guo)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)長(chang)(chang)海(hai)身(shen)邊的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)幾位(wei)親人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren):呆傻木訥的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)大(da)徒(tu)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)郝盟(程野飾(shi)(shi))和(he)性(xing)如(ru)烈火的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)葉四(si)娘(葛(ge)珊(shan)珊(shan)飾(shi)(shi)),魯莽沖動的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)二徒(tu)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)趙(zhao)(zhao)德柱(宋曉(xiao)峰飾(shi)(shi)),當然最(zui)難(nan)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)是(shi)(shi)(shi)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)弟(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)(di)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)兒西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)柔(歷曉(xiao)賀飾(shi)(shi))。西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)本來(lai)想低調蒙混過(guo)(guo)關,不(bu)(bu)(bu)料(liao)樹欲(yu)靜卻(que)風不(bu)(bu)(bu)止(zhi),各(ge)自風波接踵而(er)來(lai),天池(chi)幫(bang)幫(bang)主(zhu)高大(da)毛(宋小(xiao)寶飾(shi)(shi)),五毒教(jiao)教(jiao)主(zhu)等人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)紛紛找上門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)來(lai),最(zui)危(wei)險的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)是(shi)(shi)(shi),西門(men)(men)(men)(men)(men)長(chang)(chang)在(zai)引起了(le)東廠曹公(gong)(gong)(gong)公(gong)(gong)(gong)(楊樹林(lin)飾(shi)(shi))的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)注意(yi)和(he)懷疑!