『你摸(mo)摸(mo)它(ta)(ta)它(ta)(ta)想你了(le)它(ta)(ta)變大了(le)』介紹:雙(shuang)龍(long)(long)記是講述兩位武(wu)學奇材的宿命死(si)斗(dou)。詠春拳(quan)傳人(ren)之(zhi)子梁(liang)壁生性(xing)不(bu)(bu)羈,其(qi)父(fu)不(bu)(bu)欲傳子獨門武(wu)學。再者,梁(liang)壁天(tian)生好抱(bao)不(bu)(bu)平(ping),愛到(dao)處闖禍,與高明(ming)(ming)結下(xia)不(bu)(bu)解(jie)之(zhi)仇而高明(ming)(ming),一(yi)直(zhi)替(ti)富商龍(long)(long)金勝(sheng)辦(ban)事。一(yi)天(tian),他(ta)失散的妹子,慘遭龍(long)(long)金勝(sheng)強奸。他(ta)盛怒之(zhi)下(xia),殺(sha)盡(jin)龍(long)(long)家。在躲避(bi)期間,習(xi)得鐵線拳(quan),在武(wu)功大成后。他(ta)奪(duo)取了(le)龍(long)(long)金勝(sheng)的黑梁(liang)幫生意(yi),更(geng)為奪(duo)小饅頭的芳心,強行挑戰(zhan)梁(liang)壁。就在高明(ming)(ming)施予致(zhi)命一(yi)擊時,梁(liang)壁之(zhi)父(fu)梁(liang)贊舍命相救。令他(ta)死(si)里逃生…… 從(cong)此,梁(liang)壁變得意(yi)志消沉……直(zhi)至遇上其(qi)父(fu)親(qin)(qin)之(zhi)師黃(huang)華寶,在他(ta)處習(xi)得了(le)父(fu)親(qin)(qin)不(bu)(bu)傳武(wu)學。究竟梁(liang)壁能(neng)否為父(fu)報(bao)仇……