『軍旅肉質1V2夾槍(qiang)帶棒』介紹:民國時(shi)(shi)期(qi),世道紛擾(rao),兵荒(huang)馬亂,各種各樣稀(xi)奇古(gu)怪(guai)的(de)事(shi)情層出不窮:商會會長任洛天(tian)(許冠文(wen)(wen)飾(shi))年(nian)過半百,色心(xin)不減,為求與(yu)妓女(nv)小紅(hong)春宵纏(chan)綿而高價求購印(yin)度(du)春藥,不想樂極生(sheng)悲,做了(le)花下(xia)風(feng)流鬼;警察局督(du)察長(許冠文(wen)(wen)飾(shi))橫(heng)征暴斂,貪得(de)無厭,不僅將醫院做成(cheng)買賣鋪,還盤剝妓女(nv)間(jian)老弱(ruo)病殘(can),東窗事(shi)發(fa)后腳底抹油,溜之(zhi)大(da)吉(ji);年(nian)過古(gu)稀(xi)的(de)老太太傅于(yu)氏(許冠文(wen)(wen)飾(shi))胃口不適,偏偏戒不了(le)口腹之(zhi)欲,無奈何最終上了(le)手術臺,更遭遇馬虎大(da)夫,只得(de)連番開膛破肚,叫苦不迭;理發(fa)館一(yi)樂也(ye)的(de)小伙計(ji)小六(許冠文(wen)(wen)飾(shi))愚(yu)鈍可愛,時(shi)(shi)而惹得(de)師(shi)娘(胡錦飾(shi))暴跳如雷,時(shi)(shi)而令師(shi)傅哭笑不得(de),由此上演無數搞笑且驚悚的(de)市井(jing)鬧劇(ju)……