『JIZZ老(lao)師護士』介紹:稻(dao)穗搖曳、風景怡人的(de)(de)大片稻(dao)草田(tian)中(zhong)央豎(shu)立著(zhu)一家(jia)充滿溫馨(xin)的(de)(de)老(lao)人院。可(ke)惜(xi)里頭年(nian)紀最大的(de)(de)兩位活寶貝(bei)——林丹(林耀明飾)和財(cai)叔(覃業水飾)總愛話當(dang)年(nian)、比較誰的(de)(de)孩子(zi)最有出(chu)息。身邊的(de)(de)老(lao)人們都聽得厭倦,甚至(zhi)起義要他們拿出(chu)證據。于是兩老(lao)決定秘(mi)密(mi)潛逃至(zhi)吉隆(long)坡(po)尋找證據。可(ke)惜(xi)潛逃當(dang)晚,財(cai)叔因(yin)發(fa)(fa)生意外而無(wu)法與林丹一同偷上(shang)(shang)鄰居(ju)阿福(林德榮飾)的(de)(de)羅(luo)里,搭順風車去吉隆(long)坡(po)。 阿福的(de)(de)母(mu)親(qin)由于腰(yao)傷而必須在(zai)吉隆(long)坡(po)求醫,唯(wei)暫住表妹(mei)多好(尹匯(hui)雰飾)家(jia)。以賣(mai)煤氣為(wei)生的(de)(de)阿福因(yin)此常常駕著(zhu)殘舊(jiu)的(de)(de)羅(luo)里上(shang)(shang)吉隆(long)坡(po)探(tan)望(wang)母(mu)親(qin),卻(que)(que)遇(yu)上(shang)(shang)正在(zai)潛逃的(de)(de)林丹,唯(wei)有無(wu)奈的(de)(de)順便載他到吉隆(long)坡(po)。有次表妹(mei)為(wei)了替阿福霸車位卻(que)(que)弄(nong)丟了患有老(lao)人癡呆的(de)(de)福媽。 抵達吉隆(long)坡(po)后的(de)(de)林丹經阿福協助找到財(cai)叔的(de)(de)兒子(zi)林效舜(顏江(jiang)翰飾),卻(que)(que)發(fa)(fa)現效舜原來是個虛偽的(de)(de)不孝子(zi)。同時(shi)林丹也(ye)發(fa)(fa)現自己(ji)的(de)(de)孩子(zi)林鳳嬌(卓卉勤飾)和林志(zhi)穎(ying)(陳志(zhi)康飾)并(bing)不如想象中(zhong)那么風光(guang),但(dan)依然與孩子(zi)共渡了愉快(kuai)的(de)(de)一周(zhou),帶著(zhu)滿足的(de)(de)心情(qing)回(hui)到玻璃市老(lao)人院。此時(shi),林效舜竟(jing)然出(chu)現老(lao)人院,揭破一個大謊言(yan)…… Two fathers, Uncle Lim and Uncle Lam live in an old folks’ home. Uncle Lim is Hokkien while Uncle Lam is Cantonese. Apart from integral differences of different dialects (e.g. fighting over WLT and HHD), they always argue about whose children has done better and how filial piety they have been. While Uncle Lim thinks that he may have gotten cancer and don’t have much opportunities to see his children again, and aggravated by an argument, the two men decided to escape from the old folk’s home to find their children and bring back evidence so that the rest of their friends can judge whose children is better. While trying to escape, Uncle Lam hurt his leg leaving Uncle Lim to continue his journey alone......