『第(di)1章(zhang)奶頭被(bei)農民工吸(xi)』介(jie)紹:清(qing)朝康(kang)熙年(nian)間,少林俗家弟子洪(hong)(hong)(hong)熙官(guan)(guan)(guan)(李連杰飾)是紅花(hua)會成員,力(li)圖反清(qing)復明。洪(hong)(hong)(hong)熙官(guan)(guan)(guan)因被(bei)同門師兄馬(ma)寧兒(計春華飾)出(chu)賣,家人被(bei)叛(pan)徒殺害,幸得幼(you)子文(wen)定(謝苗飾)避過大(da)難(nan),洪(hong)(hong)(hong)熙官(guan)(guan)(guan)將馬(ma)寧兒刺死后(hou)(hou)與文(wen)定浪跡天涯。洪(hong)(hong)(hong)熙官(guan)(guan)(guan)父子和行騙的朱小倩和紅豆母女碰到一起,鬧出(chu)許多事情。少林遭(zao)劫難(nan),至菩禪師將藏寶圖紋在(zai)五個年(nian)幼(you)的的俗家弟子背上,為(wei)防被(bei)朝廷奪(duo)走,并密(mi)函告知洪(hong)(hong)(hong)熙官(guan)(guan)(guan),務必(bi)護送他(ta)們前往紅花(hua)會。但馬(ma)寧兒被(bei)洪(hong)(hong)(hong)熙官(guan)(guan)(guan)打(da)成重(zhong)傷后(hou)(hou),并沒有死,而是變成全身是毒、刀槍不入的怪物,他(ta)殺害了紅花(hua)會總(zong)舵主,并追殺五個孩子……